Apple's Siri vs Microsoft's TellMe

Microsoft recently claimed that it had beaten Apple to the voice recognition punch. Of course, they ignored that voice recognition has been a part of iOS long before Windows 7 made it to the table, and they were only talking about Siri. So, how does Siri compare to Microsoft's TellMe?
It's laughable to even consider them competitors. Check out the video above where TellMe fails miserably, often with hilarious results, while Siri works perfectly every time. The comparison starts with the first command about 30 seconds in, and the very first example shows that not only is Siri far better with voice recognition, it's also a lot smarter when taking your commands.
You were saying, Microsoft?
via CultOfMac